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Heavyweight Championship of the Art World

Posted on Jun 4, 2015 by in Writing | 0 comments

The main event Monday June 8th 8:30pm Madison Sq. Garden. 15 rounds for the Heavyweight Championship of the ART World. The undefeated heavyweight champion the @jerrysaltz vs. @klausbiesenbachstarring Larry Gagosian as Don King. Simultaneously telecast at the same time as the Super Bowl of bullshit with a Halftime show starring Marina Abromovic and Jay-Z at Pace. And special guests appearances by Owen Wilson, Swiss Beatz, Winona Ryder, Mr. Brainwash, Brangelina, Kimye, James Franco, George W. Bush, George Condo, Richard Prince, Takashi Murakami, Marc Jacobs, Major Tom, David Bowie as Andy Warhol, the ghost of Dennis Hopper as Bruno Bischofberger, Jeffrey Wright as Jean-Michel Basquiat, Parker Posey as Mary Boone, Mary Boone as herself, Annina Nosei and her translator, directed by Julian Schnabel as Gary Oldman, seen through the eyes of Vincent Gallo, while getting head from Chloë Sevigny. It’s an all out spectacular not to be missed. Plus on view empty abstract paintings void of any thought that will look fantastic above your couch. Tickets still available. CALL NOW!!!

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